*stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
Individually we are weak, like a single twig but as a bundle we form a mighty faggot
imagine someone offering to make a romantic dinner for you and when you get to their place it’s immaculately clean and there are candles and flowers on the table and everything is beautifully ambient
and then they emerge from the kitchen holding two lunchables
you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you thought this would end in a satanic ritual or cannibalism
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal